FOTC

Flight of the Concords is coming to Agganis Arena at Boston University on April 17th for $38.50. I don't know why I like them. My friends got me into them and they're just hilarious to watch. I was just talking with my friend, John, from home, and we went over some of their song lyrics. 

Here's ten:

1. He's gonna wake up in a smoothie.

2. C'mon sucker, lick my battery.

3.All you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man ladies, with your sexy lady-bits, and your sexy man-bits too. Even you must be into you.

4. Love is like a roll of tape. It’s real good for making two things one.

5. I'm a Mickey-Maori mixture, youre a high priestess of tits, oh, im the guru God of Ganja, ram-shalka-la-ka-shanka.

6.A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice, it's very, very nice, just because we've been playing tonsil hockey doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys.

7. There ain't no party like my nana's tea party.

8. Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

9. I've just been cutting onions, making a lasagna...for one.

10. All of "The Humans are Dead"

*This is proof that I need to stop hanging out with guys.